All tracks are found elsewhere on this site but have also been placed here so you don't have to look all over for them. I will update this page periodically with fresh and exciting new tracks.
Bob Deified
Repulsar
Track 1 on Repulsar at Remer. From possibly the only album ever made that sounds the same backwards as it does forwards.
Repulsar
Track 4 on Repulsar at Remer. This one is Bob Deified backwards (or Bob Deified is this one backwards.)
Out of the Glue and Into the Crack
Repulsar
Track 4 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.
Repulsar
Track 5 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.
Repulsar
Track 8 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon. This song sounds the same when played backwards as it does when played forward. (You also would need to put your headphones on backwards.)
Repulsar
Track 15 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.
Repulsar
Track 1 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor.
Repulsar
Track 2 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Lyrics were created by inserting the phrase "eat my fuck" into the Wesley Willis random lyric generator.
Repulsar
Track 3 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Based on "Lucy in the Sky with Daimonds".
Big Phat Dominatrix Woman Vision
Repulsar and Zeph Daniel.
Track 5 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship with a One-World Currency and a Microchipped Population
Primadonahue
Track 1 on Loosh. Could this song be a subtle suggestion that rock and roll is a Satanic, communist, social engineering mechanism used enslave all humanity? No. This song is not subtle at all.
Primadonahue
Track 2 on Loosh. This is the oldest love song ever written. Extracted from the collective DNA memories of Billy Preston, Bruce Fisher, Joe Cocker, Newt Skink and myself, this is a romantic duette sung by the yin and yang properties of the non-integrated universe prior to the big bang. The computer voice sings the yin vocal arrangement to signify her status as mother of our mechanized universe.
Primadonahue
Track 8 on Loosh. (Loosely based on the Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil song by the same title.) Q: Why would I showcase the many failed musical innovations I have pioneered throughout the years in a Mama Cass Elliot song? A: Because I gotta make my own kind of music.
Primadonahue
Track 4 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave.
Primadonahue
Track 11 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Some of you might remember this as a Crashdummies tune from back in the '80s. I was never comfortable playing it back then. Since I did not have a big gut, I felt that I could not do it proper justice. But now that I'm older and I actually HAVE a big gut, I can finally play it with the authenticity it deserves.
I Want You to Wanna Do What I Wantcha To Do
Primadonahue
Track 1 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Inspired by the Ramones, Cheap Trick and the Cars all at once.
Weezer Remix by Primadonahue
Loser of a Weezer remix contest. Also Track 9 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Grateful for the Dead
Track 7 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Sample Credits: William S. Burroughs: Vocals, Dee Dee Ramone: Vocals, John Bonham: Drums, Jeff Buckley: Guitar, Vocals, Janis Joplin: Vocals, Paul Chambers: Bass, Buddy Rich: Drums, Snakefinger: Guitar, Vocals.
Grateful for the Dead
Track 16 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Sample Credits: Karen Carpenter: Drums, Vocals, James Brown: Vocals, Randy Rhodes: Guitar, Jaco Pastorius: Bass, Max Roach: Drums, Charlie Parker: Sax.
Frances E. Dec vs. Black Sabbath
DJ Squid Viscus
Track 2 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
DJ Squid Viscus
Track 4 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
DJ Squid Viscus
Track 15 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Jerungdu
This appeared in the hit musical Barneezlebub. This particular version explores what a string quartet and a barber shop quartet would sound like on acid and/or Viagra. It is also the first track on Jerungdu's second release The Pink and Brown Album. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
Jerungdu
A gay football anthem by the world's second best homoerotic football band (Queen is #1 in the power ranking). It was described by music writer Jim Meyer as "mad genius". This tune also appeared in Barneezlebub and is track 7 on Pink and Brown. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). This version is a new mix. I added stadium stomp clap samples from the original Queen song so it sounds less wimpy (yet somehow more gay).
Jerungdu
Track 5 on The Pink and Brown Album. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
Sesamoid
Track 8 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
Sesamoid
Track 11 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). Lyrics were written by taking the words from "Love me Two Times" and rearranging the letters with Scrabble pieces and expanding upon related themes.
Sesamoid
Track 7 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). This one is so deep we didn't even get it.
Belly Acre Escalator Elevator Vanilla Wafer
The Crashdummies
Track 9 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The Crashdummies
Track 5 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The Crashdummies
Track 2 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). Alphabetical poetry by Joseph Donahue. "Anxious Bison Carry Down Every Frugal Goat. How? I'm Jealous Kelly Laughed. Men, Not Oyster People's Quivering Rhythmic Sensuousness Topples Under Visors While Xylophones Yell ZOOM!
The Crashdummies
Track 23 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The Crashdummies
Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). The drums are in 3/4 time, the bass in 7/8, guitar #1 is in 5/4, and guitar #2 is in 9/8. Each phrase is repeated 4 times, then there are 4 bars of rest. Each part comes "in and out" at strategically placed times, making each isolated riff "stick out" in the mix... thus the title "Convex Sex". The song is finished when each phrase cycles back to the beginning and all of the parts "come together" at the same time... thus the title "Convex Sex". Side Note: We would later compose an answer song (ala "Let's Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer") called "Concave Slave" which lasted an hour and 20 minutes.
The GoaTease
Track 4 on D'TOCEAM: Death Threats On Chad Everett's Answering Machine. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The GoaTease
Track 1 on He Inhaled Ambrosia. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The Carlisle Tables of Mortality
The GoaTease
Track 25 on Mortgaging the Farm. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The GoaTease
Track 2 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
The GoaTease
Track 3 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).
Ruth Buzzy Memorial Door Knob (Audiophile Edition)
The GoaTease
Track 2, Side 2 on The GoaTease Chain Tape Cassette Edition. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). The original version was comprised of four scratchy records played simultaneously. The GoaTease remixed the track using digital versions of all four original songs (Gentile on my Mind by Glen Campbell and Bobbie Gentry, It’s De-lovely by Cole Porter, Cool Clear Water by Marty Robbins and Do You Know the Way to San Jose by Dionne Warwick). There is now added audio clarity without the tracking noise from the old records. You can still hear the original version with all of the glorious vinyl crackle on the Chain Tape CD version.