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All tracks are found elsewhere on this site but have also been placed here so you don't have to look all over for them. I will update this page periodically with fresh and exciting new tracks.

Bob Deified

Repulsar

Track 1 on Repulsar at Remer. From possibly the only album ever made that sounds the same backwards as it does forwards.

 

Deified Bob

Repulsar

Track 4 on Repulsar at Remer. This one is Bob Deified backwards (or Bob Deified is this one backwards.)

 

Out of the Glue and Into the Crack

Repulsar

Track 4 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Nipple Me Now Manipulator

Repulsar

Track 5 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Mountaintop

Repulsar

Track 8 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon. This song sounds the same when played backwards as it does when played forward. (You also would need to put your headphones on backwards.)

 

Fake Arms

Repulsar

Track 15 on Gay Deer Hunter Sex Wagon.

 

Knee Knew Knee

Repulsar

Track 1 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor.

 

EMF

Repulsar

Track 2 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Lyrics were created by inserting the phrase "eat my fuck" into the Wesley Willis random lyric generator.

 

Pigs Choking on Pie

Repulsar

Track 3 on Audrey Seiler Fantasy Abductor. Based on "Lucy in the Sky with Daimonds".

 

Big Phat Dominatrix Woman Vision

Repulsar and Zeph Daniel.

Track 5 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud

 

Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship with a One-World Currency and a Microchipped Population

Primadonahue

Track 1 on Loosh. Could this song be a subtle suggestion that rock and roll is a Satanic, communist, social engineering mechanism used enslave all humanity? No. This song is not subtle at all.

 

Butyl Fuel

Primadonahue

Track 2 on Loosh. This is the oldest love song ever written. Extracted from the collective DNA memories of Billy Preston, Bruce Fisher, Joe Cocker, Newt Skink and myself, this is a romantic duette sung by the yin and yang properties of the non-integrated universe prior to the big bang. The computer voice sings the yin vocal arrangement to signify her status as mother of our mechanized universe.

 

Make Your Own Kind of Music

Primadonahue

Track 8 on Loosh. (Loosely based on the Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil song by the same title.) Q: Why would I showcase the many failed musical innovations I have pioneered throughout the years in a Mama Cass Elliot song? A: Because I gotta make my own kind of music.

 

Scotch is My Bible

Primadonahue

Track 4 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave.

 

Big Gut

Primadonahue

Track 11 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Some of you might remember this as a Crashdummies tune from back in the '80s. I was never comfortable playing it back then. Since I did not have a big gut, I felt that I could not do it proper justice. But now that I'm older and I actually HAVE a big gut, I can finally play it with the authenticity it deserves.

 

I Want You to Wanna Do What I Wantcha To Do

Primadonahue

Track 1 on Illuminati Mind Control Slave. Inspired by the Ramones, Cheap Trick and the Cars all at once.

 

Love Your Servitude

Weezer Remix by Primadonahue

Loser of a Weezer remix contest. Also Track 9 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud

Your Flesh

Grateful for the Dead

Track 7 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Sample Credits: William S. Burroughs: Vocals, Dee Dee Ramone: Vocals, John Bonham: Drums, Jeff Buckley: Guitar, Vocals, Janis Joplin: Vocals, Paul Chambers: Bass, Buddy Rich: Drums, Snakefinger: Guitar, Vocals.

 

Bargaining

Grateful for the Dead

Track 16 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud
Sample Credits: Karen Carpenter: Drums, Vocals, James Brown: Vocals, Randy Rhodes: Guitar, Jaco Pastorius: Bass, Max Roach: Drums, Charlie Parker: Sax.

 

Frances E. Dec vs. Black Sabbath

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 2 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud

 

Slow Ride

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 4 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud

 

Stairway to Hell

DJ Squid Viscus

Track 15 on Bootleg Remixes, Mashups, & Sound Collages. Soundcloud

 

Electric Love Lizards

Jerungdu

This appeared in the hit musical Barneezlebub. This particular version explores what a string quartet and a barber shop quartet would sound like on acid and/or Viagra. It is also the first track on Jerungdu's second release The Pink and Brown Album. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Purple Helmet (Remix)

Jerungdu

A gay football anthem by the world's second best homoerotic football band (Queen is #1 in the power ranking). It was described by music writer Jim Meyer as "mad genius". This tune also appeared in Barneezlebub and is track 7 on Pink and Brown. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). This version is a new mix. I added stadium stomp clap samples from the original Queen song so it sounds less wimpy (yet somehow more gay).

 

Dan Electro

Jerungdu

Track 5 on The Pink and Brown Album. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

My God

Sesamoid

Track 8 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

We Met Moist Love

Sesamoid

Track 11 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). Lyrics were written by taking the words from "Love me Two Times" and rearranging the letters with Scrabble pieces and expanding upon related themes.

 

Primordial Ecstasy

Sesamoid

Track 7 on The Findell Years. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). This one is so deep we didn't even get it.

 

Belly Acre Escalator Elevator Vanilla Wafer

The Crashdummies

Track 9 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Oily Furnace Man

The Crashdummies

Track 5 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Painful Glass

The Crashdummies

Track 2 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). Alphabetical poetry by Joseph Donahue. "Anxious Bison Carry Down Every Frugal Goat. How? I'm Jealous Kelly Laughed. Men, Not Oyster People's Quivering Rhythmic Sensuousness Topples Under Visors While Xylophones Yell ZOOM!

 

My Generation (Live)

The Crashdummies

Track 23 on Jovial Philosophers Martyrs and Fanatics. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Convex Sex

The Crashdummies

Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). The drums are in 3/4 time, the bass in 7/8, guitar #1 is in 5/4, and guitar #2 is in 9/8. Each phrase is repeated 4 times, then there are 4 bars of rest. Each part comes "in and out" at strategically placed times, making each isolated riff "stick out" in the mix... thus the title "Convex Sex". The song is finished when each phrase cycles back to the beginning and all of the parts "come together" at the same time... thus the title "Convex Sex". Side Note: We would later compose an answer song (ala "Let's Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer") called "Concave Slave" which lasted an hour and 20 minutes.

 

The Great Pretender

The GoaTease

Track 4 on D'TOCEAM: Death Threats On Chad Everett's Answering Machine. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Stereotype Dandelion

The GoaTease

Track 1 on He Inhaled Ambrosia. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

The Carlisle Tables of Mortality

The GoaTease

Track 25 on Mortgaging the Farm. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

Rhythms 36-39

The GoaTease

Track 2 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

The Beat Goes On And On

The GoaTease

Track 3 on The GoaTease Chain Tape. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon).

 

 

Ruth Buzzy Memorial Door Knob (Audiophile Edition)

The GoaTease

Track 2, Side 2 on The GoaTease Chain Tape Cassette Edition. Downloads available at Bandcamp (coming soon). The original version was comprised of four scratchy records played simultaneously. The GoaTease remixed the track using digital versions of all four original songs (Gentile on my Mind by Glen Campbell and Bobbie Gentry, It’s De-lovely by Cole Porter, Cool Clear Water by Marty Robbins and Do You Know the Way to San Jose by Dionne Warwick). There is now added audio clarity without the tracking noise from the old records. You can still hear the original version with all of the glorious vinyl crackle on the Chain Tape CD version.

 

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